The Needs of the One' has condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.
The Needs of The Few' has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.
Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.
A Hero dressed as a chicken and proceeded to kick many of its own kind. We're sickened.
You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.
You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.
Heroes are the harbingers of injuries both painful and comedic. Which explains the 25 groin shots.
You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.
You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.
The Colosseum's resident necromancer stood little chance against such a Hero.
You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.
You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?
You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.
You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.
20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.
You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?
You, or a friend, brought a wave of nausea to five poor people. It was probably fake rotting flesh.
Nothing makes people laugh more than hobbes dressed as heroes. Except Heroes dressed as hobbes.
A balverine Hero scared five innocent bystanders. How were they to know it was just a costume?
Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.
All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.
You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.
Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.
You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.
Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!
You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.
You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.
You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.
You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.
Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.
You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.
A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.
You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.
A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!
Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.
Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!
There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!
You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.
A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?
Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.
You achieved a co-op combat bonus.
You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.
You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!
So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?
The Needs of the Many' has sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.
You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.
You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.
You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.
You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?
You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.
You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.
The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.
You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.
You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.
You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.
You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.
You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.
Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.
You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.
There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!
You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.
You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.
You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.
A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.
Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.
You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.
